trap lettuce

A term for marijuana ( that good kush )

Yo Jake you tryna get some trap lettuce?

by Vape lord jake May 23, 2018

El lettuce de lá Satanica

So, it's pretty much the Hype Beast pronunciation of "the Devil's lettuce".

Say a father asks to his son
"Hey son, have you been smoking the Devil's lettuce recently?"

The son would then reply
"No father I'm afraid I haven't but, I have been smoking some of that SSS rated 'El lettuce de lá Satanica' I got from Joe".

by theBLACKelder November 5, 2019

Lettuce

A supreme vegetable that must be blessed by all.

I love lettuce, sO mUcH bEtTer tHaN CABBAGES!!!! owo

by roses&blood November 11, 2019

Gay lettuce sex

Gay lettuce proceeding to resign to his position in life.

Person A: Wow, you fell for that trap?
Person B: yeah...
Person A: You Gay Lettuce Sex

by BlatherskiteStudios November 14, 2019

Limp lettuce

When you become limp during sex

I was only limp lettuces one

by Dxddy1234 November 19, 2019

Wet Lettuce

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete

by MegRoe December 6, 2019

goofy lettuce

M A R I J U A N A

"Pass some of that goofy lettuce"

by Cucumber Richard May 7, 2019