Definitions by MegRoe

Wet Lettuce 

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete

Wet Lettuce by MegRoe December 6, 2019

Melt 

When someone fancies someone but has been friend zoned and won't shut up about them.

Max "i'm see an absolute worldie tonight"
Jack "ahh nice man, get in there"
Max "I've been friendzoned"
Jack "stop being a melt man!"

Melt by MegRoe August 23, 2019

Wet Lettuce 

When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.

And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up

Dim: Where's Veitch tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.

Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Jake Veitch #imissmyjakeveitch

Wet Lettuce by MegRoe October 19, 2018

Whale Watching 

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

Whale Watching by MegRoe October 19, 2018