Taco Bell Lettuce

Cheap, low quality shredded iceberg lettuce

I had to pick taco bell lettuce off of my chicken sandwich

by fangurl.55 June 06, 2020

International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day

In Azerbaijan culture, it's become the norm to relocate any Greens (especially lettuce) that are being grown on December 22nd.

Mark: "Why are you taking so long to get ready?"
Ryan: "I'm preparing for International Azerbaijani Green Lettuce Relocation Day."

by azerbaijani realist November 29, 2023

lettuce jr

Can live forever and is very chaotic and prone to feeding off humans and animals. And is prone to violence

Hey look it’s lettuce jr
I heard lettuce jr commits arson

by Lettuce jr December 27, 2021

lettuce jr

A very chaotic ball of lettuce with limbs and eyes, it can live forever it is very prone violence.

“Hey look it’s lettuce jr”

“I heard he commits arson”

by Lettuce jr December 27, 2021

lettuce sauce

How men refer to salad dressing.

Person 1: Honey, pass me the lettuce sauce.
Person 2: Um, what?
Person 1: sighs Fine, have it your way. Honey, can you pass the "salad dressing" please?

by TheLooseMoose March 02, 2016

street lettuce

when a person prolapses their anus and another person throws-up onto/into the prolapsed anus. After doing so they bite the vomit covered anus like a head of lettuce

"yeah I gave here a good head of street lettuce last night"
"that is actually disgusting dude"

by Glasflaska August 13, 2019

rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night

by P hobbs February 09, 2017