Lana Sex

Lana sex is the reverse of anal sex. This is where you pince a loaf in the womans vagina, then have sex with her.

Dick: Hello Fanny, do you fancy some lana sex?
Fanny: I sure do Dick!
Dick: (removes trousers and crimps one out).
Fanny: Ooh Dick that feels so good, it's like you are doing bad things to my bottom, without the pain!

by wootwootwoot February 11, 2007

Lana

Anal spelled backwords - A reference to male prison bonding (ya know what I mean) Used as a proper name.

Hey I heard Joe introduced Ted to Lana

by Neil Q. July 12, 2005

Lana Del Rey

The Christopher Columbus of alternative music. She receives credit for making an entire genre when Björk and Kate Bush did this first and even modern time Lorde paved the way for many popular alternative artists today. You would use this term to refer to cultural appropriating, incest supporting, and abuse glamorizing trump supporters, who have a large following gay white (men).

Synonyms include: Karen, Maga Del Rey, Republican woman

Friend: Did you hear about the woman wearing a headdress at the trump rally?
You: No way, really? That’s so Lana Del Rey.

by anal del reycist November 20, 2020

Lantar

The only super asshole person in a city. There can only be one Lantar in a city and its impossible to find another one.

He’s a Lantar that he bought “Abibas” shoes and flaunts at the office that he got it for no discount.
“Saala ek number ka Lantar hai”

by akyz July 6, 2019

Lanai

Hawaiian for a private porch attached to a hotel room, perfect for having outdoor sex.

We stayed in a great resort and had tons of lanai sex

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Lana del rey fan

most retarded, stupid, jobless fanbase ever. not as bad as bg and armys tho obvi

someone : i stan lana del fat, i am a Lana del rey fan 🥺
me: KYS FUGLY WHORE

by Ayesshasslut June 30, 2022

Lana Del Reying

Spitting on your fans.
Following Lana Del Rey`s second concert cancellation in a row just a week before when it was supposed to be held as part of a Festival in Israel.
The official reason for the cancellation was due to the fact that she wanted to perform on the Palestinian side as well but couldn't arrange it (Yea, cause most Gazans usually listen to Lana Del Rey after attending mosque, yiishhh).

Dude, did you hear? Elton John just Lana Del Reyd his Greek fans removing his concert in Athens from the tour.

Man, yesterday's Metallica's concert was a total Lana Del Reying, they played for merely 60 minutes and didn't even come back for encore

by ronydimebag September 2, 2018