john

the best brother in the whole world and has two best friends who annoy him but he loves them both dearly like to play with knives and hurt people he is very confussing and plays with your emotions he is a manwhore!

"sara did john confuse u again?"
"haley must u ask?"

by best friend ever! October 8, 2011

johning

The verb that describes the act of paying for sexual services

Yo, hows the johning scene in Cuba?

by Cecestud June 18, 2008

john

john is your perfect shy adorable guy. His smile warms your heart if you ever pass by him in the hallways it would be impossible to contain your squeal because DAMN. plz date me

john is fine

damn did you see john today

by shhicanttell April 27, 2019

john

John is the most amazing leader you will ever meet. He is not only known as a great brother but a compassionate and generous spectacular lover! If you ever get the chance to meet John be will obviously be your ideal friend husband or Sir.

John is incredible

by Jjswagisawesome November 24, 2019

John An

A German hottie with a sexy pointy dick. The number of atoms in the universe is the closest known estimate of the number of hymens he has destroyed.

"John An is going to spread my cheeks like butter"

by sheeshbutt April 3, 2021

The Johns

Nickname for the extraordinary lead singer of Silverchair, Daniel 'Johnsy' Johns.

I was watching MTV and it had The Johns on it. He was silly.

by TheDukeHerself June 27, 2004

Johns

St. Johns College in Cambridge, England. Full of Johnians. Far inferior to anywhere in Oxford.

"Oh, I'd rather be at Oxford than at Johns"

by Viking Adam May 18, 2006