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jewishe

calling someone a jew but in a nice way, just fun to say w/ an italian accent.
Oh look, its a homosexual jewishe!
by coolestpersonEVER August 6, 2007
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jewish nikki

Jewish nikki is the celebration of a birthday, where a congregation of friends and family takes place.....activites such as the jewish chair lift and the drinking of various ades are often witnessed at a 'jewish nikki' please note these events are not for the faint hearted and may contain human pyramids, lay downs and humans performing 'dead dog' or unicorn impressions!!
a saturday is a great day for a jewish nikki
by random dave36 June 28, 2010
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jewish rat

Geez bruh don't be a jewish rat
by yea bo August 21, 2016
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jewish girl

she is the most beautiful, funny, and talented woman you will ever meet in your life. she will have this compassion for others, and always lets you know that she's a jew, and she's proud of it. camp is her happy place, and she'll only go for you if your Jewish, or if you live up to her standards. men, if you meet a girl like this, y'all are lucky.
wow, Sara is amazing. She really is a jewish girl
by ayyuhayyuh May 27, 2019
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Jewish jeep

"Felix traded in his Olds 98 for a new Jewish jeep as a 40th birthday present -- for himself!"
by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008
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that's jewish

A horrid term used to describe things that are stupid by non-jews, these people are ignorant
stupid boy: haha, you can;t afford that? its only 50 dollars, that is so Jewish, ahaha
by Sarah February 10, 2005
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Jewishmish

a stupid made-up holiday that people who claim to be "half Jewish" talk about, combining aspects of Christmas and Chanukah.

to set the record straight, it's IMPOSSIBLE to be half jewish. If your mother is Jewish, then you are Jewish, no questions asked. if your father is Jewish and your mother is not, you're not "half jewish."

And don't bust my balls over this defintion, because that info is straight from my Rabbi's mouth.
No, I'm not celebrating Jewishmish, because like a Jewish Christian, it is not real.
by beak March 13, 2004
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