Jaspered

To half-ass something; to make it appear an object or item has been fixed but will fall apart or break soon after touching or using it.

Person A: That used truck you bought is awesome!

Person B: Yeah, but the guy I got it from totally jaspered everything on it. There's double-sided tape on the gas door, bondo all over, and the radio falls apart when you try to use it.

Person A: Sorry, man. Sounds like you definitely got jaspered on that one.

by SteenaLouise May 26, 2015

Japer

1.The act of playing your guitar for your baby girl after sex, no matter how bad it sounds

2. The act of ejaculating in less than 45 seconds

Guy1: Hey i totally had sex with my girl friend yesterday

Guy2: That's awesome, did you use the japer?

Guy1: o hell no, i'm not a giant faggot.

by Geneseofarmplow1! May 6, 2009

Japser

A combo of the words "Japan" and "laser". A Japser is a weapon used in 2250. Japsers were created by the Japanese after Earth was taken over by the Irkens (ref- Invader Zim). First sed in GalaxyDancer's fanfic "Down Came The Rain" (www.fanart-central.net/stories.php?sid=11875)

"But it doesn't matter now, because I'm never going back. Ever. I will kill myself with a Japser first."

~Zim

by GalaxyDancer April 16, 2005

Jesper

This person, usually a male, have a special ability to always act dumb and be a complete moron. The person is such a big idiot there is no way he could be serious. If you ever encounter a Jesper remember to stand completely still, punch his nose, scream and run over him, Jesper's usually aren't strong so it should be an easy task for you. Never invite a Jesper to your home, they always find a way to destroy an aquarium, sleep on the floor and lose their pants.

There's a Jesper, quick, get him!

by Mardexar December 13, 2016

Japer

From the noun 'to jape', as in, 'to joke.'

1. One who enjoys the japes.

2. An expert in the art of japing.

1. Ollie said he's going for a bath, but we all know that he's really going for a wank. What a japer.

2. Did you see the Dark Knight yet? Heath Ledger, what a japer.

by TheJaper July 27, 2009

jesper

A Synonym of cool, awesome, wild, or crazy.

Dude, the party is going to be so jesper.

by joe1897 January 11, 2010

Jesper

A name for a bloke with crooked teeth

Ew look at that guy he looks like he got hit it the teeth with a swing i bet u anything his names jesper

by Road man in a van June 3, 2019