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Jolly Santa

A sexual position in which the female sticks her ass in the air and the male, wearing a Santa Claus hat & beard, sits on top of the female and drops his testicles into her anus like Santa dropping his bag of toys down the chimney.
After a little too much eggnog, Sally was feeling frisky and asked Todd to leave on the hat & beard and give her a jolly santa.
by TotesMagotes42 December 23, 2013
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Jolly Krank

The Jolly Krank is the action when a person or persons are feeling good and form a circle and "tug their hog" meaning masterbate
Hey tombjoe and billey had a jolly krank and heard it was awesome
by Jolly Krank June 1, 2021
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jolly Frankenstein

Wanna see my jolly Frankenstein?”
by Vikit June 1, 2024
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backroad jolly

when a guy gives another guy rode dome but neither guy is gay. Keep in mind that both gentlemen are very proud and open about giving/receiving the blow job but they are "NOT GAY TRUST ME".

side note: usually happens on back roads
"Well they had a backroad jolly so i guess their not actually gay"
"Dammn Johnny and Clyde had a backroad jolly! Seems pretty cool man maybe we should have some casual bro to bro time"
by bruhyeetsmd May 6, 2019
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"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"
"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate
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jolly ranchered

when a man shits a ton of little poops into a chicks mouth, and then she vomits the shit and her early breakfast back into the man's asshole
Yoo, dog I jolly ranchered this girl, and she fucking vomited all over my designer clothes, what a bitch.
by laikario March 9, 2021
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Jolly Junk January

The reward for people who complete NNN but don't choose to suffer Destroy Dick December. Basically you agree to take up healthy habits of jacking off. Rulesets vary but generally the rule is everything in moderation, and when you whack it, whack it with quality and enjoy it.
Person 1: "Dude DDD was so painful. I can't believe I did that after NNN."

Person 2: "Yeah. That's why I chose to take my reward and do Jolly Junk January instead. Healthy masturbation habits make life a lot more sunny."

Person 1: "Maybe I should try it."
by JJJSage November 11, 2020
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