jellyfish slap

When you masterbate into your hand and then slap somebody's face.

Steven had to jellyfish slap Trevor for sleeping on the train.

by Drdog March 16, 2014

Green Jelly

Green Jellÿ is a band that started in 1981 in New York and has had a ridiculous number of band members; maybe around 104. Their original name was Green Jellö but had a legal battle with the company and was forced to change their name.

CD's include: 333, Cereal Killer, along with some singles that are nearly impossible to find anywhere. Their song titled "The Bear Song," from the album 333, is in the movie Dumb and Dumber.

Part of their goal as a band was to perform bad music/lyrics and have confused audiences. They prevailed!

GWAR is another band related to Green Jellÿ.

One Green Jelly song is Misadventures of Shitman - "Walking through the plant today, scooping up what gets away. It's poo poo, poo poo."

by calaverasgirl August 22, 2010

santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

by mrcyn November 19, 2013

Peanut Grundle and Jelly

The sandwich resulting from applying copious amounts of peanut butter and jelly to the grundle, followed by wiping said peanut butter and jelly off with two slices of bread and consuming the sandwich.

While no true specifics are required, chunky peanut butter and Smucker's jelly are encouraged.

Thomas dared Ben to eat a peanut grundle and jelly sandwich for $50. Ben was hesitant because it was only $50, to which Thomas replied, "Dude, you get a sandwich too."

by tgbt February 7, 2009

You wish jellyfish

a popular phrase to deny someone of something

"Will you go out with me?", 'You wish jellyfish!'

by Hanrahan May 21, 2008

fresh water jellyfish

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.

Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.

by jonny5000 June 14, 2009

jelly bottoming

Part of a sex game adults play called "Jelly Bottoms" where the parties of the sexual act squeeze out the cinnamon gelatin/jelly out of the buns and smear it into each others anuses and then through a forceful push of the rectum expel the jelly back into the bun and use it for resale.

Apply now for a role in "Cinnabon Angels 2". We are ready to begin filming at the Cinnabon in Tampa as soon as we can find a good FIT for our leading man Chan! Must have previous experience Jelly Bottoming to be considered.

by Myron Gaines November 22, 2013