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Ivan Brown

This kid is a really violent and will lash out at anytime he wants. Most likely person to want to stab you in your own home. He really likes to hurt people and loves it as much as himself.
Dang Ivan Brown is being himself today.
by 1234ortnite May 24, 2018
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ivan

a specific type of male Russian mobster, typically in his 35+ years with expirience.

there are only 2 types of Ivans:

first there's the Ivan who is too married to his job like a machine
then there is the non standard Ivan who's got a screw loose in his head

(quote by Alperen Kulci and Ryohgo Narita)
Simon is not your typical Ivan
by Psychomaniac66 June 15, 2018
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ivan and aylin

A young couple who were destined to be together. The Ivan is the shy awkward boy who took the initiative to speak to the Aylin, a very beautiful young lady that has all the qualities a man wants. The Ivan gets crazy with Aylin and the Aylin gets crazy with the Ivan. There soulmates...the Ivan and Aylin
Karen: You two are such a cute couple! You found your Ivan and you found your Aylin!
Jackie: I want to be in a relationship like an Ivan and Aylin!
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Ivan

Ivans are despicable human beings who don’t deserve to take up breathing room on Earth (or Mars, but Venus is up for debate). They're the type of person to suffocate someone in cheese fondue. We know what you did. We all know…
Police Officer 1: Who is the murderer?
Police Officer 2, staring at body covered in cheese: Ivan.
by The All Knower (I know all) November 27, 2021
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ivan

ivan is a kind guy and very nice to me .

ill always tell him that im glad to be his bestie . * hopin we'll meet one day *
do you know that red hair boy??
yea he’s 💋ivan💋
by nmemdp November 21, 2021
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Ivan

A big man with huge shoulders and humongous penis (20 inch). He gets pussy and he destroys pussy.
He likes to fuck other peoples moms. Also shoots racist motherfuckers.
Oh, you have a big Penis, you must be Ivan
by Sara Vukosavljevic November 21, 2021
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Ivan

(v.) To be chronically, mysteriously absent and unreachable, and/or to report tardy to a predetermined appointment, in a rushed and flustered manner.
As he stood watching the clock and waiting for his colleague to arrive, he could not believe that he was being ivan-ed for the third time in three days.
by Pseudonat June 12, 2017
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