The hitcher

the act of sticking your thumb up someones ass

nooter was bent over a table so i gave him the hitcher

by Bivnut August 25, 2007

Hitchhicker

A hick that is hitchhiking.

Hobo Jason was trying to flag down a car, when one finally stopped, the girl inside says "come on in, this is the first time I've ever picked up a hitchhicker."

by Kicknation June 13, 2007

hatchetman

The logo for psychopathic records.Was Created and drawn by Shaggy 2 Dope of ICP

Violent J motha fuka psychopathic

by Skit August 3, 2004

hatchetback gorilla

another word for a snatch. picture if you can, a giant brown and black gorilla, and picture even more if you can, what the aforementioned gorilla would look like a if you hacked at it with a short handled hatchet. A bloody hairy mess.

That hatchetback gorilla came out of the side hatch!

by HBG-greatest rock band in the world March 28, 2005

Nerd Hatchlet

Nerd Hatch-let

n.

A Nerd Hatchlet is a first-tier nerd. He is a new Nerd, converted by the Order of Nerdness. Nerd Hatchlets are ordered to do the menial tasks of the Empire of Nerds. When promoted, they can branch out in different Nerd paths. Nerd Hatchlets are the lowest form of Nerdhood.

What a foolish Nerd Hatchlet.

Let's go beat up that Nerd Hatchlet!

by Ashur January 29, 2004

The Hitchhiker

While pleasing a girl, to stick your thumb out like a hitchhiker and plug it up her vagina. Very simple yet effective.

"oh babe do you feel like picking up the hitchhiker today?"

by Jason Kenyon May 27, 2012

ashley hatcher

is the girl of my dreams i love her with my whole heart i would do anything for her. she is beautiful smart a little short but that doesnt matter to me and i wish i could spend more time with her

ashley hatcher is beautiful

by dfight1 August 24, 2011