Garf

The act of using ones Vagina as a suction cup. (e.g Suctioncup Window Garfield)

My sister Heather tried to clam slam my dad's car and garfed herself of the window.

by Nixa87 October 22, 2019

Garfunkel

When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb

Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.

Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by dinkelberries, puken January 17, 2020

Garfunk

Funky shit to vibe to

Ayo play that garfunk

by samthedork April 5, 2020

garfenfunkel

It is the taste after throwing up that lingers in your mouth.

The worst part of throwing up is the garfenfunkel!

by Word dummy April 9, 2020

Garfield

God

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins

by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020

garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.

P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"

by No1Shagger June 14, 2020

garfslut

A person who is obsessed with and romantically/sexually enthralled with Garfield the cat

I don't know about you, but I'm a TOTAL garfslut

by Mr. MeowMeow September 10, 2020