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Red Gooch

1) A gooch that has been irritated due to over stimulation via self pleasure, female pleasure, male pleasure, pleasure with a pencil, rock, bubble gum, pop rock, lint roller, or basically any object that one could imagine.

2) Camping whore on COD MW2
1) Man, that guy kept rubbing his gooch with that pocket watch. I bet he has a case of the red gooch. Nice!

2) That fucking Red Gooch BPG kept camping the castle with his 4 Red buddies.
by Red Gooch BPG February 11, 2010
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gooch

The piece of skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute. The gooch is also attached to the bacon strip which is located directly on the undercarriage of the testes.
I think i need to get deodorant for my gooch, it always sweats profusley, I think the gooch glands are swollen.
by Penile Fitness December 4, 2002
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Gooshi

Goo-she
Adjective
1. Cute, so cute one may go to the extent of squeezing another so hard that their head pops off.

2. Used to describe someone when they do something considered cute.
Guy 1: Wow, see that girl over there!? She's gooshi!
Guy 2: Wait, I know that girl, it's Amanda! She's not that gooshi.
by JonWilliams October 10, 2011
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gooch hickey

A hickey one's mouth leaves on a male's gooch.
Also the act of hickeying a gooch.
The girl left a massive red mark on him with her gooch hickey.
by SPSSS December 25, 2007
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Goochberry

much like a raspberry or "zerburt" a goochberry is where one places the lips on the area between the genitals and asshole and then blow making the lips vibrate on this rather unexplored area.
After that rim job your mom gave me she moved to my gooch and gave me the best goochberry ever!
by the infamous gobbler January 6, 2008
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Gobshite

Noun. Irish origin.
From the Irish "gob", meaning "beak" or "mouth", and the Irish "sial", meaning "soil".

"Gobsial" (which eventually became "gobshite") literally translates as "mouth of soil" and means a person who talks a lot of nonsense, a fool.
"Louis, I agree with Simon, you're an awful gobshite."
by PaddyPauper November 18, 2011
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Smooch-ma-Gooch

A phrase a man uses to tell another person to give him oral sex. It is mainly used as a comeback.
You got a problem with me? You can go smooch-ma-gooch!
by Smoochmagooch16 March 22, 2010
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