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Gaylord of the Queefs

Joshua Philip Cao
Also known as the gayest queef EVER.
He's known to be found in some random ass state that no one cares about, constantly googling himself. He tries to make up for the fact that his penis is smaller then the egg rolls that he LOVES, by randomly calling girls stupid sluts. He THINKS he's a 'player' because he says he LOVES whatever girl he's currently with, then he'll call random whores and talk for three hours.

Has AMAZING hair.
OMG! That guy is SUCH a Gaylord of the Queefs!

Ewww, look at the new kid, he's a total Gaylord of the Queefs

THANK GOD! The Gaylord of the Queefs moved to Michigan!
by queen_laqueefa July 31, 2011
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gallows bird

n. A defendant who is certain to be condemned to death with no chance of pardon or reprieve.
"Down here in Macomb, Alabama, we knowed that nigra-boy Tom Robinson was a gallows bird 'fore the trial even got started."




(Two lawyers at lunch)
Lawyer #1: Let's see, we have Alan Lee Davis for kidnapping and murder first degree, LaShawndra Simmons for distributing crack rock, and BraNell Wallace for grand theft of some rims, apparently.

Lawyer #2: We shouldn't take Davis. Let's be honest--he's a gallows bird. Folks hate him and the DA has an open-and-shut case.
by Carl Willis December 2, 2004
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Gaylord

A dumb insult that asshole college bitches on facebook use to make themselves feel like "cool guys".

Used primarily by people who do not have enough brains to think up anything better.

Supposedly meaning "lord of gays" however, when used, it actually means that the person who is using said insult, is a closet homosexual and cannot admit it.
The Douche Fag thinks he is cool because he used the insult, gaylord however, he is actually upon further inspection, he himself appears to be the God king of the fanny bandits. AKA: the entire queer race as we know it.
by Helennizzle March 24, 2010
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Galloping Gobbler

N. Oral sex act in which the giver gets down on all fours on a treadmill, then crawls (at whatever speed the treadmill is on) toward the genitals while giving oral pleasure.
"The other day at the gymn this girl gave me a galloping gobbler, it was pretty funny because while she was sucking i put the speed on 10."
by slapcore pleaser December 3, 2005
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Galoof

A large He-Man Like kid who lives in Conneticut Milford and goes to Foran high and eats anything and everything.
Rob is a galoof
by ZacharyStaroba October 26, 2003
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GALLO

a day-walking ginger who is also a closet homosexual
I'm so glad i wasent born a gallo
by UN-NAME March 11, 2008
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Galo

Pronounced- Gay-loe
Origin -Somalia
Area Heard most frequently- Canada, England, Minnesota US

This word can be directly translated as pot, weed,cannabis used in sentence it has a very smooth vocal fluidity and is not recognized by those not of Somali culture or friends with one so great for concealment.

Here's how i first encountered this word when i was young and living in a suburban community i had living and renting the large corridors of my apartment many cultures Somalians being the majority, one stook out and we became good friends him and my brothers. Heres how they would sound when they would use the word to hide from police officers or informants who may be listening in or just in places of judicial punishing possibilities.
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In sentence
" Athi Athi cool Do you got that Gay-Loe tho?"
" Safe Safe, im getting that galo friday are you coming over"
"The galo is safe"
by artifacts June 4, 2014
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