fidler

verb. to apply self tanner in such an inconsistent manner that it appears you haven't bathed in months.
noun. the act of pulling a fidler

Did you see that goofy bastard's tan? It looks like he fidlered himself.

by goldentee rules May 30, 2003

diesel fitter

A term used to describe a homosexual.

You are a diesel fitter

by resulthead January 30, 2008

Filterbation

The act of placing your genitals within sufficient proximity to the filter jet which circulates the water in a pool in order to pleasure one's self.

Jeff hasn't moved from that spot along the side of the pool in over ten minutes, he must be filterbating. Filterbation is best accomplished when no one else is around...

by xxCriticalMassxx Classy Masi August 6, 2011

Filter Fucked

When you accidentally put the wrong end of a cigarette in your mouth, light it and take a drag experiencing the worst taste imaginable, usually when your inebriated or at night, or both.

Donny: Can I bum a stogey dude?
Danny: Sure...
Donny: (Drunkenly takes Dannys lucky stoge and lights it) Awww what the feck man I lit the wrong end!

Danny: HA you got filter fucked, that's what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!

by ARodRodrigues July 12, 2014

filler bitch

{noun} Someone who is present in a situation as filler, i.e. the commercial in between the main event or the opening band no one knows or cares about.

"God damn, I'm not going to be the filler bitch in this season." - Any reality TV star, really. (See also: Adore Delano of RPDR, who is loosely quoted here.)

by ytmnddd April 15, 2017

Fitzer

This word comes from the ancient Australian word meaning cunt face.
More commonly used as a surname.

Can also be traced back to the Bum bandits of island. (patrick fits Michael, but michael is too big to fit patrick)

Hi Chris. You Fitzer

by Garage Vibes September 21, 2017

Fitterati

The fitness elite. One of the super fit including leading lights in the fitness industry.

Darling, those lulumelon leggings are divine. You look like one of the fitterati.

by Geordie girl August 10, 2018