Filterbation

The act of placing your genitals within sufficient proximity to the filter jet which circulates the water in a pool in order to pleasure one's self.

Jeff hasn't moved from that spot along the side of the pool in over ten minutes, he must be filterbating. Filterbation is best accomplished when no one else is around...

by xxCriticalMassxx Classy Masi August 6, 2011

Coffee Filtration

When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.

1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"

by That camel April 5, 2009

Fisterbating

The act of masturbating while fist pumping.

Bill: What do you think those douchebags from "Jersey Shore" do when no one's around watching them?

Ted: Probably sit in front of a mirror, looking at themselves, fisterbating to awful techno music.

by JKyleM22 February 24, 2011

Fisterbating

A form of masterbation used by women inwhich they insert there entire fist / arm up there vagina.

Lissa, "When I get home I'm going to watch my favourite TV programme".

Amy, "When I get home I'm going to pleasure myself by fisterbating".

by Tom Hurd January 15, 2008

Fisterbating

Best accomplished with a partner with an enormous vagina; the act of jerking off while inside of her.

I'm telling you, this girl was so cavernous the only way I could get off was by fisterbating.

by Whitlash September 27, 2020

double fisteration

like double penitration but 2 guys fist a girl in the ass and pussy at the same time

me and john double fisted her real good

by horny bastard January 10, 2005

footerbation

when a girl on boy or boy on boy rubs his or her feet angainst a penis

dude jenny gave me footerbation last night she was rubbing it so hard!,God i love footerbation the feeling is awesome, I got footerbationed so hard last night she was touching me so much,footerbation is awesome it strocks it alot,Oh yeah yeah yeah footerbation me harder harder.I herd those two gay guys gave themselves footerbation.

by Jackulate January 18, 2008