facts

True , right , word

Guy 1 : damn bruh this is some good weed
Guy 2 : yo facts facts

by kushndgatorade September 12, 2014

Facts don't care about your feelings

A fancy way of saying "I'm right and you're wrong" popularised by our supreme leader Ben Shapiro

Bel Shantiro- "facts don't care about your feelings"

*reality collapses because it can't handle such an intelligent, heartfelt, irrefutable and well argued point*

Bem Shaliro- "another liberal owned"

by Donna tramp December 19, 2020

Fartsob

When you fart and it burns so bad you cry.

*riiiiiip* (pause) "WAHHHHHHH!"
"Dude, he just fartsobbed!"

by Armadillon December 21, 2005

Fartsuckle

1. To suckle on once fart. IE To put your mouth around ones butthole while farting and suckle.

2. A name one might call a person when mad

Shut up you fartsuckle

Your a fartsuckler

Fuck you, you fucking fartsuckling, fucksuckle

by zandan April 28, 2008

Fartstipation

Like constipation, only instead of not being able to poop, you can't seem to be able to push out that fart

Man I sure am fartstipated right now...I hate fartstipation.

by SparklySprinkles December 30, 2016

fartshitting cumguzzler

When your teammate in a videogame is so dogshit that you literally think that they fart so much that they shit in their pants and then guzzle their own cum afterwards.

You fartshitting cumguzzler! Why the hell did you just stare at his head for 1.23 years?

by the true chosen one February 24, 2022

hammster farts

After the 1 a.m. consumption of delicious home-made guacamole, one will produce persistent and pungent farts the following day, reminiscent of the one and only D.S. Hamm.

"I've got the hammster farts, I ate too much guac last night"

by kelamaroo September 30, 2008