Kennedy Factor

In the political realm, an aspect of a candidate that will cost them votes no matter how they spin the situation. This is factually based on the Election of 1960 where John F. Kennedys's religion cost him votes. A woman running for president would have such a factor attached.

John F. Kennedy was a practicing Catholic and the first such Catholic running for president. Due to this fact of his religion, it cost him votes in the election. A number of Nixon votes were for the most part Anti-Kennedy, not Pro-Nixon. Since that time, such an unavoidable factor against a candidate was referred to as a Kennedy Factor.

by Ironbrand January 23, 2007

spaghetti factory

Italian mom who has shit out about 10 kids...coincidentally all named "Antony"

Look at old lady Moretti, she was a spaghetti factory if I ever saw one.

by Angelo D August 26, 2008

East Lansing Diploma Factory

1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.

After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !

by Smarter Than Sparty (But Is That REALLY Worth Bragging About? Who Isn't?) June 15, 2008

Dana White factor

The element of a UFC fight that explains many of the turn of events refs have over a fight. Why some fighters may all of a suddenly be stood up from the ground, early stoppage or how even Dana's favorite fighters may be given the win by decision when they were clearly the loser.

1: Jay- "Dude, how'd Forrest get that win over Rampage?"

John- "It was clearly the Dana White factor"

2: I no longer bet on UFC because of the Dana White factor, it's totally fucked up this sport.

3: Why Fedor won't fight in the UFC

by ManuJedi June 8, 2009

O'Reilly Factor

A bunch of ignorant shit that is said, not backed by the truth, but spreads anyway.

The O'Reilly Factor: "If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush Administration again, all right?" -on finding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, March 18, 2003


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beJ9yJpR_DA

Props to sxephil for the definition

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdIU29wUCKw

by JDay January 22, 2009

cool factor

The measure of how good a party is going to be, depending on who is going to be there.

The right mix of people to make a party or a poker game tolerable.

Dennis: Hey Mark, you coming to my party tonight?
Mark: What's the cool factor?
Dennis: Jeff, Bill and Sean will be there.
Mark: Good

I'm going to cash's house tonight to play holdem, the cool factor is going to be off the charts!

by cheeks1128yahoo February 4, 2010

pucker factor

A term used in the early 1970's US Army Paratrooper School to describe the fear of jumping out of an airplane for the first time.

He had so much pucker factor as he was about to jump, you couldn't drive a ten penny nail with a two pound hammer through his ass.

by plumber extraordinaire August 21, 2003