Animal Liquid Explosion

This is what happens after you use your hand to masturbate the penis of an animal.

"once i make two goat liquid explosion, same time! i say 'ooh good boy!'"

by Robert Masters April 14, 2005

expongulate

1.)(v.) to attempt to soak up a liquid with a non absorbant material.

2.)(v.) the act of pushing a liquid around without actually cleaning it up.

2.)(n.) a non- absorbant material inteded for the purpose of soaking up a liquid.

- yo bitch! the dog pissed on the rug again! clean it up woman!

- i dont think so! the only way that piss is commin out is if you expongulate it with yo fat head!

- oh no you di'int!

by j castagna May 2, 2008

explosionry

The art of creating or experiencing something so incredibly awesome that it results in an explosion of orgasmication and deliciosity

Every bite of a fuji apple is an explosionry of flavor!

by Jack Box December 9, 2008

explosion trailer

A trailer for a movie with heavy use of explosions. The term "explosion trailer" is always preceded by a number indicating the amount of explosions.

Explosion trailers are light on serious dialogue and the audience is sometimes left wondering what the movie is about, other than explosions. The number of fourteen-year old boys who will see the movie increases exponentially with the number of explosions in the trailer.

Usually, a movie with an explosion trailer is not considered Oscar-worthy, unless it is for special effects. For the life of me, I can't recall an explosion trailer featuring Meryl Streep.

After seeing the seven-explosion trailer for Timecop III, all the boys in Ms. Shull's 9th grade homeroom couldn't wait to see it.

by Tuftskins May 6, 2009

Explosive Cream

The female version of the load of shame
When a girl sees a guy so hot that she creams on the spot

OMG Jason walked by an Becky had explosive cream
I feel so bad for her

by TallGuy6576 October 27, 2011

explosive necrophilia

The act of forcing somebody to have sexual intercourse. Then whilst they are fucking, you shoot one of the participants, preferably the female, thus forcing the other to keep fucking a dead body. Then going out in a blaze of glory by blowing everything up in a 20 foot radius.

Guy 1: “Those two should get a room”
Guy 2: “No. Explosive necrophilia would work way better!”

by AngeloAlberto25 November 16, 2018

exponentially

Though in mathematics and in formal use, "exponentially" describes something which is growing and whose rate of growth is accelerating, in casual use the word is bastardized and is simply a generic intensifier. See also: "literally."

"Dude, I am exponentially high right now."

by tp217 March 8, 2021