Douche Skater 

Someone who holds a skateboard but dose not even use or know how to ride it but carry's one anyways to fit in or just to look cool. They usually always wear DC and West 49 brand clothing for there non skateboarding selves.

Ray- Hey Dom look its stupid John.
Dom- Why dose stupid John have a skateboard he cant skate.
Ray- Ya I know and he's wearing all out West 49 clothing and DC shoes.
Dom- He looks like an douche and thinks he's cool now for the stuff he has.
John- SUPPPP guys
Ray- John your Douche Skater!

Douche Skater by RyantheAsianmist August 9, 2010

Douche Badge 

A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.

Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.

"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"

Douche Badge by Glubglubber April 21, 2010

douche-band 

A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.

I couldn't believe it when Ted took his shirt off - he had a douche-band right there on his bicep!

douche-band by TiffanyX October 5, 2010

Douche Torch

A laser pointer used by someone who brings it to a party to show off as it gets dark

Spence-dawg shot his douche torch into the sky but no one could see it beyond the porch.

Douche Torch by redtenor October 23, 2011

Douche wagon 

A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.

Man, he is being an extreme douche today! Like a douche wagon!

Douche wagon by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011

Douche Beacon

A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.

Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.

Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.

Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.

Douche Beacon by Wittless September 29, 2014

Douche cabinet 

What else could a douche cabinet possible be, besides a big pussy that stores a lot of douche

Hey carl! Did you hear about Emily!? I heard her "douche cabinet" could hold a model train.

Douche cabinet by Fastcracka January 11, 2017