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Double Gavlinski

A sex move featuring one person sandwiched by two others in which all three are simultaneously fucking and laughing.
Last night was so fun, I went home with that couple from the bar and we had a Double Gavlinski!
by PinballRocker May 21, 2015
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Douche cabinet

What else could a douche cabinet possible be, besides a big pussy that stores a lot of douche
Hey carl! Did you hear about Emily!? I heard her "douche cabinet" could hold a model train.
by Fastcracka January 11, 2017
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Douchetastrophe

A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.
Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?

Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019
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Douchewhistle

The sound made by a jack-ass who feels the urge to start whistling in a public area such as a library, at work, or even in line at the store, regardless of how irritating it is to those that surround him. Often accompanied by tapping on whatever is in front of them. Made all the worse in recent years by the fact that every other tv, radio and internet video advertisement seems to have a whistler in the background music.
I can't go to work, to the library or anywhere else anymore without having to deal with hearing the douchewhistle of some obnoxious individual , that makes it very hard for me and others to get anything done without getting a headache.
by Tsathoggua of Stankonia April 21, 2019
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Douchemobile

A car that has been modified with a loud stereo system, loud muffler, and tinted windows. The car will also have lots of stickers such as Monster Energy stickers. The owners dress like real douches and tend to enjoy revving these engines at all hours of the day and night.
What's that noise? Kyle must be leaving in his douchemobile again!
by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019
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double integral

God's favorite form of torture for Calculus III college students. Typically, triple integrals are not even touched by most colleges as students would sooner pass out than shoulder the immense pain of evaluating such nonsense.
With double integrals, you do an integral twice but square the pain.

Before I entered pre-med, I thought I learned the true meaning of pain in my Calculus III class--double integrals.
by Bad C dev March 2, 2021
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Douchebag Sweep

When a sports team loses Game 1 of a playoff series but wins the next four. Usually gives the opponent a sense of hope (especially if Game 1 was an upset loss), but then they take them right back down to Earth, a “douchebag” move.
The 2001 NBA Finals started out by the 76ers getting a huge upset win in LA, but the Lakers completed the douchebag sweep by winning the next four, and thus the championship.
by JoL Anthunee May 22, 2021
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