Also known as MPD. This is a disorder occurring in children or adolescents that transition from a Montessori school to a traditional school. There are 2 types.
Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends
- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking
Treatment: rehab
Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Symptoms:
- lack of understanding social cues
- lack of math skills
- lack of general content knowledge (ie history, science)
- difficulty making friends
- trauma
- Type 1 specific symptoms: aggressive and or violent patterns of behavior, anger issues, overly literal thinking
- Type 2 specific symptoms: social withdrawal, social anxiety, overly abstract thinking
Treatment: rehab
Outlook: patients usually make a full recovery within 3-6 years if they have proper interventions.
Psychologist: “I’m so sorry I have to have this conversation today, I always hate telling such devastating news to parents.”
Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”
Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
Parent: “does my kid have brain AIDS?”
Psychologist: “worse, your son suffers from Montessori Personality Disorder, my condolences.”
by Sacredfart February 19, 2023
Get the Montessori Personality Disordermug. Why is he always either lovingly kissing his dog or angrily screaming at it , he has Canine affective disorder.
by lazylinguist August 9, 2012
Get the Canine Affective Disordermug. When you have a dick so far up your ass that it hits your brain and causes an arrogant mindset in which you can never be wrong. Commonly seen in people who have failed in some area repeatedly, such as school, dating, etc...
Joe: "Wow, Tim has been really cocky and arrogant lately. What's his deal?"
Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."
Blake: "I think he has Narcissistic Dick Disorder."
by MLGPingu September 1, 2015
Get the Narcissistic Dick Disordermug. A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.
I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows
by Celeste420BlazeIt May 1, 2017
Get the seasonal asshole disordermug. I suffer from female brain disorder 😭 😭 😭 😭
wtf ur literly a man..... u have female brain disorder frfr
wtf ur literly a man..... u have female brain disorder frfr
by womanbrain October 30, 2023
Get the Female Brain Disordermug. A bitch who talks shit , but when confronted doesn't back any of it up or a bitch who ducks your fade.
by Binderella October 15, 2018
Get the scary bitch disordermug. The over pronunciation of the emphasized syllable in a word. This case is mostly developed in college students, further research is needed to determine the cause of extended speech.
A soccer game, when the announcer yells:
"GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLL"
Or when Clint has to say it.
"I go to Sultan High Schoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll
Both of these people have EED (Extended Emphasis Disorder)
"GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLL"
Or when Clint has to say it.
"I go to Sultan High Schoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllll
Both of these people have EED (Extended Emphasis Disorder)
by Fishman1319 May 19, 2009
Get the Extended Emphasis Disordermug.