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by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Denmark Declogger

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by Crank Janker January 18, 2026

The Declaracation of Indepedendence

The essential U.S. document with a few small twists.

The Declaracation of Indepedendence was signed on July 4th, senevenenteen seveventy-six. In attendendance for this gradand evenent were seveveral politiriticians like John Hanancock, John and Samamuel Adadams, Thomas Jeffeferson, and George Washing-machine. This declaracared the United States’ indepedendence from Great Brititain. “We the pedeople…” Get a laugh out of your frienedends (friends) by swititching, mixixing, and repeteating letters and words.

by SleepyCat33 May 31, 2025

The 99 Declaration

The 99 Declaration is a list of grievances that will be debated and ratified by delegates from every voting district in the country in Philadelphia on July 4th, 2012. The declaration will then be brought before a federal judge to demand that Congress, The Supreme Court, and The President of the United States be redressed with the grievances of The American People. It's mission is to end the corporate state and to take money out of politics while other grievances may end up on the final version of the declarations as well.

Man: Wow, this country is shit. It is run by bought, career politicians who are representing large corporations and themselves instead of the people.

Woman: You should check out The 99 Declaration. There is a solution!

by Jude Newcomb February 24, 2012

Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

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Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.

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by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020

Electromagnetic Misinterference Decoagulator

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by ellsworthtoohey July 19, 2021

Andrew Logan declaire

He is one of the sweetest, smart, funny, and amazing guys you'll ever meet. Don't mess it up. Don't run because you're scared, insecure, or depressed. He will always be there for you even when you don't deserve it. (He's also pretty hot)

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by Mmidk November 26, 2021