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Victory Dump

After succeeding at a task (ie. video games, homework, job application, etc.) one relieves themselves by dropping the huge dump they've been holding while performing said task.
Where is Reed? Reed just destroyed the enemy team in COD, and is taking a massive victory dump.
Victory Dump by RGman June 9, 2010

Laptop Dump 

A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.
After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.

Dunkin Dump 

The sudden and severe need to move one's bowels minutes after consuming a Dunkin Donuts coffee.
"Hey dude, wanna grab a Dunkin Donuts iced coffee for the road?"
"That sounds good, but we're gonna have to stop for a Dunkin Dump ten minutes later"

Lumptee Dump 

An obese, usually female human blocking the way for everyone in a grocery store checkout or aisle. Often accompanied by another Lumptee Dump and several children.
Oh god, there is a Lumptee Dump blocking the way.

Good god, there are two Lumptee Dumps in the same damn aisle!
Lumptee Dump by Scolly Joseph October 19, 2013

island dump 

When you take a poop so massive that it fills the toilet bowl higher than the toilet water forming a island in the toilet.
Man I ate a lot of food yesterday I think it will be a island dump.
island dump by 7 flusher November 12, 2013
When you break up with someone and you had pets together. You leave all the pets and responsibilities with your ex
Mira has 4 cats and two dogs to take care of herself since I zoo dumped her
zoo dump by Cptnftck November 30, 2013