Duck

When you’re pissed off and typing really fast and the phone either autocorrects or you accidentally hit D instead of F when trying to type “Fuck”.

You’re an asshole bro go duck yourself you piece of shit.

Duck by Joseph Gatto May 4, 2026

duck rug 

Redneck beard. You will see bigots such as Phil Robertson with one.

Did you see that dumbass with the duck rug over there? He just pulled out a chicken bone out of it!

duck rug by Scorpion27 December 23, 2013

Duck to Hero 

Duck is a very lame, boring, easy, or useless thing. It's mostly used as an insult, or to say a person isn't very cool or nice.

Hero is an interesting, yet difficult thing. It's used to say something or someone is really cool, nice, or poular

Duck to Hero is a term used as a scale measurement. It would be used to compare things.

"On a scale of Duck to Hero, how hard do you think the test was?"
"That swim practice was really Hero, we had to swim a 200 butterfly."
"She's such a Duck! She didn't know what -9+-7 was!"
OMG! Suzy is such a Hero! She is like, the coolest girl in the grade!"

Duck to Hero by eroth2904 February 7, 2017

duck duck chicken 

Duck duck chicken is a game you play in localities with a significant, open transgender population (Singapore, Thailand, India, etc.) where you try to guess whether a female appearing prostitute is a duck (biologically male) or chicken (biologically female).

Will: Duck!

Dan: Chicken!

Eugene: You ladyboy?

Ladyboy: Yes. Teeheehee!

Everyone loses at duck duck chicken eventually.

duck duck chicken by Duck Master January 16, 2014

Duck's Nuts 

Noun, (singular) to be excellent or of a very high standard, synonym- the "bee's knees"

That bartender Cameron at Ramphearts is the "duck's nuts". He provides excellent service and is an extremely witty storyteller.

Duck's Nuts by kerb-stirer March 2, 2017

duck wearing a wonderbra 

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

duck wearing a wonderbra by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019

Duck Nails 

Term by Cristine SimplyNailogical. It's when you get out of the shower and your nails are squishy and soft and easy to be broken because they are bendable.

A: I BROKE MY NAILLL
B: HOW
A:I JUST GOT OUT THE SHOWER AND I HAD DUCK NAILS

Duck Nails by Holo is lifeeeee May 2, 2018