cliterus

it is the thing that god made when he was horny

shit bitch your clit is like 5 inches!

by supersuperdooperpooper October 7, 2003

ass clitoris

A nub of flesh on the top of someone's asshole. Pretty fucking gross.

I was fucking your mom in the ass and I tapped her ass clitoris and she squirted diarrhea on me.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 29, 2003

The Clitoris

(n, Australian English) Another term for the iconic crappy Australian car, the Holden Commodore. A term commonly used by Commodore owners as the name of their car.

Originates from the old adage:

Q: What does a Commodore and a clitoris have in common?
A: Every cunt has one.

Steve: Oi cunt, we're low on Bourbon, think it's time to fire up The Clitoris and head to Thirsty Camel.

Dave: We'll have to take the Falcoon, The Clitoris blew a head gasket again, the fucking piece of shit.

Steve: 'Ken oath.

by Riccardinho July 18, 2014

Clitorasorous rex

When a woman's Clitoris is enlarged/ elongated so much so its like sucking a golf ball. partially resembles a herm

err fuk around johnny your mum's got a right Clitorasorous rex. it was so big i thort she has both bits.

by holmanator March 19, 2010

clitophor

sexual metaphor

You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven

by philologue August 25, 2011

Cliterally

Like literally but slutty

She had her pussy pants on and I cliterally couldn't even

by Katja November 24, 2015

clitorbated

To be humored or sexually dissed on by a clitorous

Wow are you gonna take that? She totally just clitorbated you.

by David Greiner May 5, 2005