Mr Carney

The most feared gangster and serial paedophile the world has ever seen. He worked at Deniliquin high and moved to Bega as the cops started to catch up to him. He can likely be found hiding near schools or playground, or likely under your bed. Mr Carney has a cult following known as the CarneyGang and the can be identified by the red and black polo sports t-shirts. Watch out for Mr Carney the virginity thief, he’ll make your anus bleed.

Jack West: see that white liquid on the window.
Jono: yeh that was me and MrCarney.
Mildog: No Doubt, he locked me up in his van and I worked as his sex slave for a week.
Davo: That’s the Mr Carney we all know and love.
Jack West: I hear he has a fedish for frog ranga amphibions.
Harry-A: IM NOT A BLOODY RANGA
All: Shut up Syndrome.

by Local Street Ranga March 30, 2020

Yellow carnation flowers

Rejection and disappointment. If you got yellow carnations, congrats, that person most likely does not like you at all.

Hey, Chloe just gave me Yellow carnations flowers!
Ouch... Yellow carnation flowers means rejection, man.

by Lyrosity January 23, 2022

Dimi Con Carne

Dimi Con Carne is a spicy mexican dish prepared by the 'hands of god'. It is made using an assortment of staple ingrediants including; red kidney beans, onion, chilli, 'dimi speciaility hot sauce' and requires locally sourced 'hands of god'.

The dish is served best on its own or can be used as a topping on nachos or tacos.

Mexican Amateur: "How can I improve the taste quality of my Con Carne?"

Senorita Dimexicana "Add Dimi Con Carne to your dish and it'll soon be your party favourite!"

by dimi t May 13, 2014

carnied

1.) This is a verb that refers to what happens when a carny cheats you out of money with one of their impossible to win games or over priced rides

2.) Being cheated out of anything

1.) Man, I spent $40.00 on that stupid gun game and all I go was this stupid tweedy bird. I just got carnied

2.) Oh no I should have gotten $10.00 change but they gave me a $5.00 dollar bill and I didn’t notice I just got carnied.

Or

Hey there’s only 9 nuggets in this ten piece those McDonalds guys just carnied me out of a chicken nugget.

by JJM January 4, 2005

willy con carne

A man covers his wee-wee with chilli then fucks a girl anally. Then makes her suck the shitty-chilli.

"She said i wasn't hot enough, so i gave her the willy con carne" -Brian

"Duuuuuuude" -Andy

by JackandCairo February 23, 2011

carnal knowledge

An act of sexual intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, not a spouse, who has not attained the age of sixteen years.

My third grade teacher was hot dude... she had sex with me after class one day, which I come to find out qualifies as carnal knowledge.

by Pacitosan September 6, 2007

carn

being like or having traits of a carny; originating from the deep south

Travis is so carn, he has a mullet and drives a '91 Camaro IROC-Z.

Did we just drink at noon? We are sooo carn!

by elliott April 10, 2005