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Santa Claus Clench

A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021
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Santa Claus

A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, impressionable children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any human being once they are brought into the light and discover the truth.

Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.

This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.

Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.
by qwerty9C1 December 28, 2007
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A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.
Barron was mad at his nominal Christian father when he asked him, “Do you believe in Santa Claus?”
by MathPlus December 25, 2018
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Clansexual

When someone belongs to more than one gaming clan and plays different games with the members.
Where is Manclad tonight ?

Oh he is playing Fifa with Gamerdads or GT5 with PSL but he is not with us ACOG tonight. He'll be on later with us in MW2 or BC2 no doubt.

He is so clansexual, he is such a clan whore.
by tlpn99 December 16, 2010
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Claus

claus is a very weird dude, he doesnt like kids but hes a highschool teacher anyways.
CLAUS IS ANnoying
person 1: omg is that a claus?
person 2: yes run
by Niels123<3akamaja June 2, 2021
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panty claus

during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets pussy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.
(day: december 15th)

Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!

Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.

Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?

Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!
by jaficial December 20, 2008
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salty santa clause

when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.
david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.
by sir.santa clause October 22, 2006
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