A verb, when a female sits on an erect penis and constantly clenches and unclenches using their kegle muscles and no other movement causing ejaculation.
Alex had his hoe do the Santa Claus Clench till he had an extreme orgasm.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
Abruptly in the night, Harrison, awoke to his female performing the Santa Claus Clench, soon after falling directly back to the sleep.
by ClausClenchers February 10, 2021
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Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA.
This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans.
Similar lies include the Easter Bunny and the tooth fairy.
Belief in Santa Claus contradicts Christian values and detracts from the reason that Christmas is celebrated in the first place by encouraging children to be materialistic, dependent, unappreciative, optimistic, and lazy.
by qwerty9C1 December 28, 2007
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A question no parents would ask their child at Christmas, unless they are Donald Trump or a radical Islamist who views Christianity as a form of idolatry.
by MathPlus December 25, 2018
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Oh he is playing Fifa with Gamerdads or GT5 with PSL but he is not with us ACOG tonight. He'll be on later with us in MW2 or BC2 no doubt.
He is so clansexual, he is such a clan whore.
Oh he is playing Fifa with Gamerdads or GT5 with PSL but he is not with us ACOG tonight. He'll be on later with us in MW2 or BC2 no doubt.
He is so clansexual, he is such a clan whore.
by tlpn99 December 16, 2010
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CLAUS IS ANnoying
CLAUS IS ANnoying
by Niels123<3akamaja June 2, 2021
Get the Claus mug.during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets pussy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.
(day: december 15th)
Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!
Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.
Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?
Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!
Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!
Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.
Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?
Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!
by jaficial December 20, 2008
Get the panty claus mug.when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.
by sir.santa clause October 22, 2006
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