Canton

When someone is talking a whole lot of shit you don’t need to hear.

Person 1: hey how’s it going?
Person 2: (explains in detail exactly everything that is actually going on it their life)
Person 1: *wow, that’s a whole lotta canton*

by Terry from the vape shop August 16, 2019

Cason Duncan

Cason Duncan is usually a very handsome guy who gets all the ladies and everyone wants to be friends with him. Cason Duncan is also very sweet caring and and all around funny guy. Cason Duncan is never shy to be a gentleman and will be the one true homie.

Cason Duncan is the sweetest most handsome person I have ever met.

by Toby Chirp November 16, 2019

castorpated

A condition in which a person, typically a white male, is so full of shit and hypocrisy that they can no longer make direct eye contact. A confused and furrowed brow is the most telling symptom of this condition. Named for Republican lawyer, Stephen Castor, who during impeachment hearings in December of 2019 was struck with bouts of amnesia and confusion as he did the bidding for the most corrupt administration in United States history.

Stephen is such a lying sack of shit that he always looks painfully castorpated.

by Uzanna December 9, 2019

CATTON

The art of bullshiting even to your mates.

Dave pulled a Catton on me and said he wasn't in the pub!

by Cattonised February 19, 2020

castoppo

A non fun having asshole that likes to ruin the chance of any form of happiness or enjoyment in ones life because their mom didnt love them enough when they were little.

Me: Hey are you going with us to that bonfire by the lake tonight, its ganna be a sick party for sure
Pussy whipped friend: I cant, my ole lady threw a fit when I mentioned it lastnight.
Me: you really need to get rid of that castoppo bro, seriously.

by What now suckkkaa!!? March 21, 2020

Cantonese

A Chinese dialect that is quite different from Mandarin. At this time of writing, Cantonese is not available on Google Translate, but available on Microsoft Translator.

Why is Cantonese, the official language of Hong Kong and Macau, not on Google Translate?! Not all Chinese dialects are the same, Google!

by DanGanRonPaSucks4Ever1987XD May 17, 2020

CaltonPeep

A Year-six child that goes\went to Calton Primary and has been separated from their friends because of the corona-virus. Also they will miss SATS because of it. We miss and love everyone soooooo much and ; hope to see each other soon <3

i am a CaltonPeep bc i want to be!!!!

by xo.._chanae_..ox March 22, 2020