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Career Ass Kisser

Someone who rather than pursuing a real career in order to provide for the lifestyle they desire, chooses to kiss people's ass in order to get their bills paid, vacations, etc.
She was just another dumb blonde that didn't have any brains or ambition to get a real job, so instead she became a career ass kisser and kissed the ass of any guy that would buy her all the things she wanted and needed.
by liveurdreams January 24, 2012
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Career Cutie

N: 1) A person who has been attractive for the majority of their lives, which in turn has made their lives easier.
2) A female who's job resume consists ONLY of positions based on her looks, not skill set. Ex: cocktail waitress, bartender, promo model, model, and/or any other position only given to her because she is pretty.

3) A female who fails to develop life skills because she has never had the need for them, because she is attractive.
"Heather cannot work a full time job, she has no skill set or work ethic. She's just a career cutie."

"She's a 38 year old bartender because she has no direction in life. Her looks are fading and that's all she has. She is a career cutie."

"I cannot introduce her to my mother, she has no qualities other than being a career cutie."

"Career cuties have an expiration date."

"The market is saturated with career cuties."
by stone814105 March 31, 2013
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I love Caleesa so much can't wait to meet her again
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Careericide

Careericide is The murder of a person’s own career, often by completely ruining their professional standing within it
He committed careericide when he decided to serve his in-branch customers unclothed.
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