Circle Eat

Pretty much the same thing as a circle jerk, except with food.
Fat peoples favorite activity.

Richard: Hey fat kid, do you want to do a circle eat?
Matthew: Sure, it's my favorite activity!

by Boner McLelis October 10, 2011

circle spank

a group of people standing around all trying in vain to take the blame for the same fuckup.

Clearly *someone* fucked up, but in some over-zealous exercise of personal responsibility, they're in a circle spank, each trying to take the blame for the same fuck-up!

by razholio September 19, 2013

circle jerking

when guys say they are playing poker...what else could be that addictive?

so what are you doing tonight?
playing POKER

by ula May 13, 2005

circle the dick

when a male and female are having sex (P in V) The woman is on top and the man lying on his back underneath her. While he is penetrating using her hips she creates circles. Essentially circling the dick.

I only circle the dick when I'm blackout drunk. My boyfriend loves when i circle the dick

by margot January 27, 2016

circle jerk

circle jerkS.notice the capital s,was and still is a band the early eighties.not the 90's.dont try to be old school if your not.

i own golden shower of hits by the CIRCLE JERKS.

by i hate trendy people March 24, 2005

circle jerk

We're all aware of the original definition, BUT after many irritating experiences running...

NEW ALTERNATE DEFINITION:
A circle jerk is the group of people who do not move out of your way to let you pass when you are running circular tracks. Furthermore, they may, on purpose, bump into you to throw you off your rhythm.

Start using it if you suffer from this problem. It's very
theraputic!

Bluntly: "Fucking circle jerks"
Secretive: *underbreath* "Fucking Circle Jerks"

One day I'm going to carry a 2 X 4 to knock those circle jerks on their ass for a change

by Cajun July 23, 2008

circle jerks

Those people in the circle of a G+ (GOOGLE+) who suffer from false beliefs, who have accepted idiotic doctrines and subsequently who cannot put forth cogent argument.

I didn't want to clog your stream with an essay, especially since I seem to offend your crazed socialist, communist circle jerks,

by Ketch Rudder October 6, 2011