Pussy-Branching

A man that has a relationship with a woman, but is always looking to up his situation with another woman.

Mark is pussy-branching is way to a new car!

by Seasoned monkey brancher April 1, 2024

Tree branching

When you’re having a conversation or telling a story and get off topic.

I keep tree branching and forgot what I wanted to say.

by Choxy January 19, 2025

Blotching

To combine the two past times of blogging and bitching

Last night I spent quite a bit of time blotching about that idiot at work!

by Chromecide March 12, 2009

Bathing Stocks

A shoe that is mixed between the bathing apes and the birkenstocks.

"That man was decked out with his fly shirt and Bathing Stocks.

by RaWwIeNeR785 August 28, 2010

Bitching Down the Stairs

Verbal phrase. The action of running up/down a set of stairs for the purpose of bitching out another individual (usually in response to new information demanding immediate response)

As soon as she saw his texts, Lafonda went bitching down the stairs looking for her philandering boyfriend.

by Jswizzle007 January 16, 2011

Basching

To stare at an individual intently.

Friend 1: "Did you see Tom in class today? He was SO hot!!"

Friend 2: "Seems to me like you where totally basching!"

by Charming Charlie November 2, 2012

breathing space

To crowd ones air up. To be so close to someone they have to smell your stinky ass. To be so close to someone they can see what you had to eat from all the crap on your teeth. To be so close to someone they can tell you are having an affair with GF because of that nasty smell on your breath....going down captain!

Yo back up you'z in ma breefin' space(e.g., breathing space).

by Hungry humgry hippo! February 28, 2014