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A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.
A strange mutation found in all northern forests in Bermuda. It is a cross between a Beaver and a Raccoon. It has the head of a beaver and the body or a raccoon. It is extremely dangerous and has the ability to do absolutely nothing dangerous.
Person 1: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWGGG!!!!!
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.
Person 2: "WHAT WHAT???!!!"
Person 1: Ahhh, wait nevermind it's just a beavecoon.
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Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008
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Get the Beaver Dam mug.How you spell "Justin Bieber" if you want to annoy all his little 10-year old fans (aka his only ones).
If you don't know who justin bieber is by now, consider yourself lucky. Never force yourself to listen to his music. If you do, they will come for you & try to convert you. Even though he completely sucks.
If you don't know who justin bieber is by now, consider yourself lucky. Never force yourself to listen to his music. If you do, they will come for you & try to convert you. Even though he completely sucks.
what will happen if you use this:
You: Justin Beiber.
10 year old: 0MGZZZ UR N0T A R3@L F@N U DiDN'T SP3LL HiS N@M3 RiGHT U R LiK33 { T0T3SSS } ANN0YiNG. G3T @W@Y FR0M HiM!!!!!!!
You: Justin Beiber.
10 year old: 0MGZZZ UR N0T A R3@L F@N U DiDN'T SP3LL HiS N@M3 RiGHT U R LiK33 { T0T3SSS } ANN0YiNG. G3T @W@Y FR0M HiM!!!!!!!
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The complete recipe with photos can be found at http://www.sticksite.com/beavertail/
The Dutch have a traditional recipe called "Oliebollen" ("oil balls") which is very similar but is made by dropping gobs of very thin batter into a deep-fryer.
The complete recipe with photos can be found at http://www.sticksite.com/beavertail/
The Dutch have a traditional recipe called "Oliebollen" ("oil balls") which is very similar but is made by dropping gobs of very thin batter into a deep-fryer.
by StickMaker February 6, 2009
Get the beavertail mug.much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!
She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.
by kofi May 14, 2003
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