Dryer Baby

The phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. The washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. Once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. When placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby

Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.

by Professor Hobbs December 4, 2010

Baby Mochi

literally …
the …
cutest …
chubby …

cheeked …
person …
in …
the …
entire …
world …
aka …
park …
jimin !!!

james corden: i’ve heard you guys have nicknames given by your fans what are they? jimin i’ve heard your is mochi

bts: *screams*

james corden: i love a good mochi!!
jimin: you papa mochi!!
james corden: you baby mochi!!
*high fives* james corden: IM SO PROUD OF YOU BABY MOCHI!!!!

by wifey mochi May 15, 2021

Rowdy Baby

A term derived from a Tamil song released in 2018 from the movie 'Maari 2'. It is a term used to call your boyfriend or girlfriend or close friend very badass and rowdy.

Person 1: Hey, Who's that? He's so badass.
Person 2: Oh, that's my rowdy baby

by SalsaDoritos March 18, 2019

Tooth Baby

Tooth Baby is a noun that might not make sense to most at first glance, but when you get it, oh boy... Calling someone a tooth baby is the equivalent of basically telling them they're as smart as a glass of orange juice. It would be prudent to reserve such a word for only necessary roasting times, you wouldn't make a s'more at a BBQ, or, would you?

"LOL! I totally can't believe that parking job, what an absolute tooth baby!"

"LMAO right, only a true TOOTH BABY would park like that!!!"

by notatoothbaby December 3, 2019

Baby bip

One tenth of a basis point is called a "baby bip"

Our losses are running at three baby bips this month.

by dasheidt April 15, 2020

Baby Buu

Baby Buu is a baby who does a big fat poo in da little loo

Jay: Baby Buu done another poo and clogged the toilet
Kanye:IKR

by An Indian man🇮🇳 August 30, 2019

Tabloid Baby

1. A television producer who got his or her start on one of the tabloid television shows.

2. A baby squirted out by a celebutard like a Kardashian.

3. The book about tabloid television.

"That tabloid baby is so ugly she must've come from Khloe and Lamar."

by Tabloid Baby January 14, 2012