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Alarm Clock Pizza

When you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. You forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. They proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. You hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.
**Knock Knock**
Ben (answers door): Damnit Blake! did you order a pizza last night?
Blake: I don't think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
Blake: Ah shit, looks like I ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
Ben: Classic, another alarm clock pizza.
by pussylicker12 October 19, 2016
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Alarm Clock Decision

A decision to do something or go somewhere that you won't make until the day it happens. Coined by talk radio host Mark Belling on February 12, 2020.
Am I going out of town tomorrow? It will be an alarm clock decision.
by drbeagle February 24, 2020
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dirty alarm

An alarm you set on your phone to ring every hour or so indicating it is time to slap wood
Ryan: "there goes my dirty alarm"
Ryan: proceeds to burp the worm
by papi12308432 May 29, 2018
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Multi-alarm method

The strategy of setting a ridiculous amount of alarms in the morning that may go off at five to ten minute intervals in attempt to get you up in the morning. Has potential to be successful, depending on the stubbornness of the cranky sleeper.
“Wow Jim! I’m shocked you made it on time today, how did you do it?”
“I just discovered the multi-alarm method! Looks like I’ll never be late to work again!”
by Cmdrx321 November 13, 2011
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Nigger Alarm

A phrase originating from an ironically racist 1975 comedy movie called “Darktown Strutters” to be used as a racially insensitive comedic remark when seeing a person who has dark skin.
Nigger alarm! Tactical Squad, away!”
by SpeedMcWeed April 20, 2024
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Alarm Cock

A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.
Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
by Blackfat August 17, 2018
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Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.
Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock
by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025
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