Ill fap

Being unable to resist the urge to masturbate whilst suffering from a mild illness.

"I might just give up with that no-fap, Nah I mean I'm not going to quit no-fap because I'm ill... ill fap" - Robert

by Illfap August 14, 2021

Fear fap

When one masturbates to relieve the stress of having been afraid for no good reason.

"Still stressed about nearly rear ending that guy yesterday?"
"Nah, went home and had a nice fear fap and all was well."

by bocephusbear September 21, 2012

fap friday

Fap Friday is a time and place where teens and adults can meet up separately to watch porn together!

have you heard of fap friday.

by meth290 January 6, 2021

fap a fatty

Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut

Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake

by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017

Bat Fap

A bat fap is a type of male masturbation where you tie yourself to the ceiling of your bedroom and fap with a blindfold over your eyes. Every 30 seconds you let out a shriek for echolocation like a bat.

1. I had the best bat fap ever last night James.
2. I prefer it in my bathroom because I can shoot it into the toilet.

by Soggy sack November 11, 2017

fap cheese

Coagulation of jizz

Person: Oh man I put on the wrong sock this morning and got covered in fap cheese!

by Penelopchz January 28, 2017

pre-fap

pre-fap is an unfinished masturbation session to get ready for intercourse

Oh, you want to have sex?
Let me just do a quick pre-fap, I don't want you to see it soft.

by Willezz October 19, 2013