deaf cheese 

The state of permanent happiness or bliss, usually resulting in temporary deafness and unexplainably cheesy comments.

I wish I could be deaf cheese, but instead I'm depressed all the time.

deaf cheese by Big Brown Cow March 30, 2005

Cream Cheese Incident of '09 

(n) The tragic failure of an idiot who left cream cheese in her fridge, went away on spring break, came back, and tried to clean out the explosion into the trash can on the floor of a dorm. It caused many deaths, and destroyed the smell of the floor.

Senior:...it smelled as bad as the Cream Cheese Incident of '09!
Junior: Whats the cream cheese incident of 09?
Other Senior: (falls to the ground in state of PTSD)

Cream Cheese Incident of '09 by dancestherajca46 September 6, 2009

whooper with cheese 

When a overweight female has an infection of the female genital tract.

Hey Matt, look at that whooper with cheese!

whooper with cheese by Brooks July 16, 2004

Ham and Cheese Melt 

Referring to a person who constantly and sometimes unintentionally just annoys the fuck out of the people they are around. Implies that they melt your head.

Joe: ah no, look who just arrived!
Mitch: Shit, that lad is such a Ham and Cheese Melt!

Ham and Cheese Melt by tackleroneill April 6, 2011

Chuck E. Cheese 

A place where you can gamble, eat re-used pizza and crawl in shit tubes

I watched this conspiracy video with Shane Dawson exposing Chuck E. Cheeses gross business practices, think I'll go there later and get mouth herpes

Chuck E. Cheese by Mikey Francois February 12, 2019

cheesedog

A little boy with a mullet.

Has a voice of a 9 year old.

He hasn't hit puberty yet he's so a cheesedog

cheesedog by Doobie April 1, 2005

cheese-muncher 

One who has succesfully eaten enough cheese to kill themselves

The man died of cheese-munching

cheese-muncher by tom pollock October 9, 2004