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Fisherman's Mouth 

A mythological disease guaranteed to get you out of any event you don't want to go to. Often used by males to get out of their girlfriend's lameass plans.

Originated from Penny Arcade.
Girl: "So are you ready to go spend the day at the farmer's market?

Boy: "Sorry, I got a terrible case of Fisherman's Mouth. Seriously, you don't want this shit."
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supreme fisherman 

Someone who masterbates frequently. Heavy play on the word masterbate = master bait or master baitor (one who baits hooks, thus giving the person title of supreme fisherman).
I swear John never comes out of his room when mom and dad are gone, he's a f*cking supreme fisherman I tell you what"
supreme fisherman by BlessROK April 6, 2005
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Gay Fishing 

The act of cruising for sex near a body of water. Gay fishing can be accomplished near fresh or salt water.
Cody's dream is to travel to Cancun, and go gay fishing for at least 8 Mexicans so that he can beat his orgy record of 7 people.

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Gay Fishing by TheBonafideMan November 6, 2012

Stanky fishy

When a woman’s coochie be stanky and it smell like a fish market.
“Woowee that girls got a stanky fishy.”

“It smells like a fish market, Karen, close your legs!”
Stanky fishy by squareprincess66 December 1, 2019
To be fooled or tricked as in fish taking a bait
It originated from Korean slang language
I was so happy when I got a text message during class! At the instant, I thought I was so cool.
but only to realize that the text was from the guy sitting next to me. It read:
"You are fished"
Fished by Jay Na January 11, 2008

fishing for likes

Usually a fucking attention whore who can't live without likes on her/his photos, generually she/he pleases people to like it.
Fishing for likes:

-like my profile picture plz I'll like yours back xxxxx

-No.
fishing for likes by WelFakU2 October 16, 2013

Fishering 

To masturbate more than 3 times a day without stopping.
Garrett didn't come to school today because he was fishering.
Fishering by NamNat February 13, 2015