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The Akram Slap

When your shagging your mam in the back of your jaguar and you ask to get another perm- your mum is discussed and slaps you.
I asked my mam for a haircut and WACK the Akram slap
by Hani Akram September 24, 2019
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Slap Jortz

To perform extraordinary acts of human ability but only in the presence of unattractive members of the opposite sex.
Did you just backflip in front of that uggo? That slap Jortz!”
by Cranham February 10, 2023
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SLAP

Netflix &chill ?
Slap
by StonerBerry January 10, 2020
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strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
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slap

ass a kid when u were misbehaving ur mom would slap you. another definition is when u see a big ass u slap it.
i stole from the store so my mom slapped me or i slap the shotrys fat ass
by iFUCKEDURBITCH42069 September 17, 2020
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bitch slap

This is when a guy does or says something very wrong and a girl slaps him. This was referred by a guy as a bitch slap cause the girl was a "bitch" for slapping him. Now the term has kinda just became an expression for a slap given by a girl. Even, when a guy slaps someone in this way it is considered a bitch slap. Also, girls now use this term.
John: After I slapped her ass, she turned around a bitch slapped me.

Stacy: You deserved it!
by Markd September 29, 2015
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Slaps Dick

Something really good as in;
Relates to when you slap your dick on a woman’s pussy lips, because it’s so good it gonna make you cum.
“That song slaps dick, bro!”
by The_Spartan148 April 4, 2020
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