Paint job 

Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.

Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!

Paint job by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023

scam job 

Job bid for 8 hrs takes Jim or John 2 hrs! Both clowns spend 6 hrs sitting in van or texting mistresses!!!!

Looks like old man loser Jim on another scam job! Must be nice! Old man loser won’t retire!!

scam job by Wolf77 February 11, 2023

Foot job 

The act of wanking off a guy with ur juicy feet innit he nuts a FAT THICK CREAMY LOAD all over ur toes and legs.

“BRO GUESS WHAT”. “What Kyle?” “ THIS SEXY BIRD CAME OVER LAST NIGHT, AND WANKED ME OFF WITH HER FEET!” “ Damn, that’s so lucky” “ I KNOW SHE WAS TOTALLY A FOOT JOB GIRL!”

Foot job by Toe fucker 1239 February 25, 2023

submarine job

a person that is filled to the brim with seamen

"My sister has a submarine job" Liam said.

submarine job by nyroxy March 12, 2023

Mime Job 

not speaking to your partner while giving oral sex

GUY1: She gave me a fucking Mime job
GUY2: What the fucks a Mime job?
GUY1: She was giving me the silent treatment all day and still stayed silent while giving me a BJ

Mime Job by Wyatt Power April 15, 2023

Mulch Job 

The act of having your part enter use their dried feces to jack you off.

We saw Teeth last night and Janet was so scared she shit herself. Then, she gave me a great mulch job.

Mulch Job by Mulchanator April 17, 2023

blow job amnesia 

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.

This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.

blow job amnesia by Wordy Witch April 20, 2023