God

God is Kim Woojin(김 우진), former member of Stray Kids (스트레이 키즈)
He’s the leader and the god we all worship in Wooligion.

The majority of Wooligionists are homosexuals, but there are many hereto, bi, pan, and asexual followers as well.

“Omg look! It’s literally God!”
“Woojin is the God of Wooligion. Convert today”

by Sifoa009 November 25, 2019

God-ronic

Unexpected happening at a coincidental time.

A mother was worried about her child driving in the storm after work. It was God-ronic that a health inspection shut down her job for the day right before the storm hit.

by Kennedy Reign August 21, 2023

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

Floss God

A fucking GOAT

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd

by Guapteament November 22, 2021

God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.

Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.

by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018