Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022

Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

jay brannon

the best people in the world and is loving kind and sweet to all people

hi jay brannon

by himynameisJJ January 6, 2023

Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

off_brand_kakyoin

Me, I'm off_brand_kakyoin. I wrote this cus i was curious to see if there were any definitions of me, but there wasn't, so i put my own.

"Hey, did you see off_brand_kakyoin's new video?"

"Nahh, she keeps getting shadowbanned by tiktok TIKTOK STOP SHADOWBANNING ME AND PUT MY VIDEOS ON THE FUCKING FOR YOU PAGE I HAVE AN AUDIENCE AND THEY ARENT SEEING MY CONTENT. YOU KNOW WHAT?? FUCK YOU!! FUCK... YOU!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GOD DAMN APP AND ITS SHITTY ALGORITHIM IT ONLY MAKES MY STUPID SHIDESHOWS GET ATTENTION LIKE THAT SHIT DOESNT EVEN HAVE MY ARTWORD ITS THE SAME 5 IMAGES OF NORIAKI FUCKING KAKYOIN MY FANS WANNA SEE SOMETHING ELSE MOTHER FUCKER SO UN-SHADOWBAN ME"

by withlove.noriakitty February 23, 2023

Marlon Brando

The man who possesses the only pair of eyes that makes california visible to you

Guy 1: It says on the map that we're in california right now, where is everything?
Guy 2: Don't tell me you forgot to bring Marlon Brando's eyes?
Guy 1: Oh shit

by MaGGoT555666 March 28, 2023

Niche Brand Merchant

Ross Letcher

A man that only wears niche streetwear brands

Shit bru, that oke is a real Niche Brand Merchant. He's wearing koikoi, salt and float together

by NicheBrandMerchantfan March 28, 2023