When people have anal sex, and the bottom doesn't use a fleet first, the outcome is usually a tannish/brown colored goo that pools around everyone's genitals involved in the anal sex. Doesn't always occur during hetero sex.
Your ex flooded my guts last night, there was truffle butter EVERYWHERE afterwards :)
When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.
A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.
INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture
3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.
Here Felicity, would you like some BBQButter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?