gobble my knob

the act of sucking penis

oral gratification

hey there, sexy girl. why don't you slide yo fine ass over here and gobble my knob?

by cereal killa February 11, 2006

with my balls intact

To escape something bad without recieving a bollocking, either verbally or physically.

My boss let me escape with my balls intact.


I got away from the car wreck with my balls intact etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Michelle My Belle

Beatles song released December 3, 1965.
Album: Rubber Soul.
means, Michelle, my beautiful.

Michelle my belle.
These are words that go together well,
my Michelle.

by NM Beatle October 14, 2008

my ass, bob

What you say when you disagree strongly about something Bob has just said.

"the ataris sucks!"
"My ass, Bob!"

by KaiserMonkey August 21, 2003

Fuck My Life

A term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else's misfortune. Also abbreviated as FML.

- In the morning after a sleepover -

1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*

2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.

1st Guy: Fuck My Life.

by Aviate March 20, 2009

blood on my knife

Prison term referring to getting stabbed.

Shit on my dick, or blood on my knife. (From the movie, "The Butterfly Effect".)

by Gandolfino April 25, 2006

check my trap

Pick up money or anything else of value from your ho.

Naw man I can't meet you at 2, I gotta go check my trap.

by TZARvor January 6, 2008