A term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else's misfortune. Also abbreviated as FML.
- In the morning after a sleepover -
1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*
2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.
1st Guy: Fuck My Life.
1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*
2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.
1st Guy: Fuck My Life.
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1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'
2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'
1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*
3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'
2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'
1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*
3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'
by Aviate January 26, 2009