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A term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else's misfortune. Also abbreviated as FML.
- In the morning after a sleepover -

1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face*

2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever.

1st Guy: Fuck My Life.

by Aviate March 20, 2009
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1st Guy: 'Dude, your girlfriend just got gang raped!'

2nd Guy: 'Minor, she was a slag anyway.'
by Aviate January 26, 2009
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A person of African-American descent who looks capable of raping/killing a thousand Caucasians
*O.J. Simpson turns up at afterparty*

Paris Hilton: 'Mmm, delicious. I spot a Charcoal Demon.'
by Aviate January 26, 2009
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When you diss someone to such a thorough level they cannot retaliate
1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'

2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'

1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*

3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'
by Aviate January 26, 2009
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To crunch someone in the face with a pair of Timbalands on
*Goon lies on the floor* - because of an El Stomp
by Aviate January 26, 2009
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