crippling depression

when you dont want to ice skate anymore because your too sad

mary ( ur preschcool frend) - HEy JOHANNA do you want to go Ice SKATING! today?

JOHANNA- no fuck off mary i have crippling depression you two faced cow headed ugly lookin annoying fuckin bastard that no one likes dont ever talk to me again you bitch, i only talk to u when we're in preschool UGH!

by mary the cow April 29, 2019

Thirst depression

Feeling depressed and lonely because you’re thirsty and alone.

After the burlesque show I saw a super hot guy and it just put me in a thirst depression.

by Sad boi hours April 29, 2019

Lex Deprived

To be without Alexis a.k.a Lex

“Hey man why the long face”
“I’ve been Lex Deprived recently that’s all”
“Sorry to hear that, we’ve all been there

by Whalee June 12, 2019

Lonely Depot

Some bitch on the internet who is called a trap for sounding like swagger souls even though she’s a girl.

“Hey you know Lonely Depot?”
“You mean the one who can’t play Fortnite for shit?”

by OnlySomeoneUseless July 6, 2019

lonely depot

An inside place where only the loneliest of lonely people to meet.

“Are you going to the Lonely Depot on Saturday?”

by OnlySomeoneUseless July 6, 2019

Crippling depression

big mood.

Someone, anyone really: *pointing at me* Man, that little gremlin definitely has a case of crippling depression. I almost feel sorry for it.

by fox boi July 13, 2019

Johnny Depp

When you smoke so much weed that you walk like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Woah dude... Clark got so smoked last night that he Johnny Depped all the way back to his house.

by Yoipman5000 April 4, 2019