2 definitions by Yoipman5000

Johnny Depp

When you smoke so much weed that you walk like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Woah dude... Clark got so smoked last night that he Johnny Depped all the way back to his house.

by Yoipman5000 April 5, 2019

Pineapple

A beautiful piece of heaven meant for consumption. Often stays hidden but sometimes steals the spotlight from the stars.

Gus: “Dude, was that the hidden pineapple right there?!”
Shawn: “It may be after all. Let’s slice it up for the road.”

by Yoipman5000 May 17, 2018