wonkette

The bestest blogger in the whole world!

Wonkette is awesome!

by Juice September 24, 2004

wonk

english (uk) idiot... think wanker that can't get it right.

steve is a complete wonk.

by mrwilke August 24, 2004

wonker

A thing, anything, usefull thing.

Not a sexual thing or action such as Wanker which some low brows believe

."Take the wonker son,and place in front of the door to stop it opening" "Whats a wonker dad"? "Any old thing sone that will do the job"!

by Wonker December 2, 2003

wonker

The polite form of "wanker"

1. Don't worry kids, he's just a total wonker.

2. Jesus, here comes that wonker, Kevin!

by Dee Cee 66 April 4, 2009

wonkie

A young or rowdy male, particularly those who tend to party a lot.

Jeff's such a wonkie. Last night he went to the bar and vomited all over Jim.

by Tuby November 28, 2012

Wonka

A word of praise and general liking. Often associated with something out of the ordinary.

Man that movie was wonka! or You are so wonka.

by Octopus Arms April 16, 2009

Willy Wonka

Before eating a woman out, take one of your favorite candy bars and put it inside of her vagina. Tell her to walk around for 10 minutes and then enjoy two of your favorite things together, vagina and candy bars.
(Do not actually do this...it is a health risk)

Jimmy enjoyed a Willy Wonka with his girlfriend.

by Matthew Glick October 29, 2007