Tits and tots

A crude form of saying “women and children”.

Hey, lifeboats are for tits and tots first. You humps can swim for yourselves.

The train engineer wouldn’t blow the whistle when I did the arm pump on the platform. He yelled out the window, “You’re too old dude. The horn is for tits and tots ONLY.”

by Walking_Eagle May 6, 2022

Tots adorbs

‘Tots adorbs’ is a shorter version of the phrase ‘totally adorable’. It is short and catchy and will soon become very trendy. It is extremely useful in any situation. This phrase can be used by anyone, regardless of gender or social background.

Hey look at that lil baby🥺 it’s tots adorbs!

Oh my God you got these flowers for me? That’s tots adorbs <3

I heard your grandma passed away man. She was tots adorbs. RIP 😔

by Shushingsss September 14, 2022

Tot-Dog

Like a Hot-Dog but instead of Hot-Dog Buns as The Bread, it's Toast Bread

Jimmy couldn't afford a Hot-Dog, so he got a Tot-Dog

by SamTheKing5759 September 15, 2022

Tarot Tots

1. Kids who can read tarot cards
2. Tator tots that can be used to see the future

"I let my kid shop at Spencer's and now they're a tarot tot!"

"Dude! These Tator tots totally spell the word 'DOOM' !"

"Hell nah they gave you an order of Tarot tots"

by Soup_Preist October 17, 2022

Tator totting

When your tots (balls) are being fucked

“Sholz will you Tator Tot me again ? Sure i have no problem tator totting you again

by Pp-poop03 January 13, 2022

TOTS

Tits on Table

Did you see her do tots yesterday?

by CONDOGGO May 25, 2022

Prosti-tots

A term used to describe girls between the ages of 12-15 that wear revealing swimwear to the local pool and attempt to flirt with male lifeguards and swimming pool patrons of similar age.

Looks like the prosti-tots just arrived in time for the free swim today.

by Canucklehead86 June 1, 2022