Swanker

The sad soul of your life adding definitions

Keegan: Typing definitions on urban dictionary

Me: Keegan’s such a swanker

by AyeAye69YourMom September 12, 2018

Swanked

Being stopped for a short or long but not permant time to wank

Dave- "yo Ive just been so fucking angry sorry its not you"

Freddy- "oh OK why u angry"

Dave "I got caught watching porn and got swanked"

by MakingMyOwn June 11, 2019

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

swanked dick

A crooked, small, misshapen or ugly male appendage

Jonathon has a swanked dick

by Scarecrow 14 December 15, 2020

Swanked

Getting your ass beat regularly

Man I totally swanked that guy on that game last night

by Svvivel November 18, 2021

swankery

From the name you can tell this individual is a soulless ginger who has definitely imitated shrek before.

#me #swankery #selfie #gay #tuesgay

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jank-swanker

A swindler, con artist, or liar. A Jank-swanker is somebody who tries to persuade you with false information

“You said that your van had safety and emissions passed, that was false, you jank-swanker!”

by Look_it’s_a_wha June 26, 2022