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Splooch

A really old jar of peaches from the movie “holes”
Example:
Joseph: jack you want some splooch?
Jack: *starts gagging*
by ThuCuck23 August 10, 2020
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Sloot

The state or nature in which someone is being or acting like a Little bitch or being VIOLENTLY annoying.
Katelyn's being a fucking Sloot right now and I'm sick of it OR Aaron's being a little Sloot. No one likes Aaron.
by Yungpigeon88 October 4, 2020
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Sploogie

Spitting a lob of semen back at someone
Male friend: She hocked a sploogie at me and now it is in my hair.
Other friend: I can clean it, I am used to cleaning my hair after the sploogie boogie on Halloween
by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020
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Splooge Tree

Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)
Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.
by MaryTodd1818 April 25, 2021
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Splooge

When you haven't came in weeks and finally bust a load while pulling out.
"Holy crap dude, somebody splooged here!"
"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"
by Hoodwinked Hoes November 2, 2021
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Splooge

Semen coming from a man’s penis
Bro, I totally got splooge all over my car after hanging out with here
by TexanTennessean January 9, 2022
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Sploof goof

Creepy person ejaculating in a van down by a river to pictures of little children.
That guy is a sploof goof stay away from him.

That guy was sploof goofing earlier.
by Big body boy 1234 December 29, 2021
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